WTF Moments

You are having dinner and notice a salesman going from table to table. You start thinking of excuses and ways to turn the guy down. As he approaches you, he ignores you and moves on to the next table. WTF!

You leave your hotel room and see a hot chick walking towards you in the hall way. You can see that she is smiling at you. As she gets within earshot, she looks you in the eyes and with a glowing smile says “You want massage sir?” WTF!

While waiting for your flight at the airport, you notice a cute girl who keeps smiling and looking at you. After a while, she sits closer to you and you notice that she is underage! WTF!

At the airport you notice a gal who has the face of an angel and the body of a slut. You watch when she stands up and goes to the ladies, as she plays with her long flowing hair, as she waits in the same as line as your flight. The Gods are smiling at you because she is sitting right next to you…. But someone else is already in your seat! WTF!

Your niece is all prim and proper when you speak to her. Then she started a Twitter account. You follow her and she is spouting all kinds of vulgarities in her tweets. WTF!

Your friend starts a MS account and asks that she be in your top friends. After a week of pestering you give in and put her profile in your top friends. A few days later she deletes her account. WTF!

A gal gives you her phone number in MS and asks to call her. You do. After flirting with her for half an hour, she says she is actually a guy. WTF!

A gal plays hard to get for a year. After a year of patience she says she is ready to come over to your place. Wooohoooo….. Then you realised that the date she gave is the same date that you will be out of town. WTF!

You never watch the speed limit. You speed whenever you are on the highway. On the day that you feel mellow and watch the speed limit, you get stopped by the cops for speeding! WTF!