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To all the gals out there!

Here is a sure fire way not to get a second date.

Say these on your first date!

1. I am pregnant.
2. I am saving up for a sex change.
3. Bestiality is cool.
4. I hope you are better than your dad.
5. My husband is a night club bouncer.
6. My gynaecologist is still unsure if its infectious.
7. When I am excited, I like to bite down real hard.
8. My dad is in legal, he is good at hiding evidence.
9. My brother is also my father, and now he is great father to my triplets.

And the best one……..

10. Hey, Mine is bigger than yours!