I Am Mean

Yes I know

The world is not ideal

Its cruel and unfair

We would like to believe differently but someone needs to prick your bubble

Why me?

Coz I give a shit!

Coz I care about you

You think that by saying nice things, everything will be fine?

You think by lying to you the problems will go away?

Too bad

I am in your face…..

But I am only in your face because I care

If I don’t, it means you are nothing to me

My way is not the most ideal

My way is not the only way

My way is brutal

Hence, I am only surrounded by friends who are true

Not a bunch of hypocrites life leeching problem bearing assholes

Well, if you want me to care about you, show me that you care about yourself

Living in a bubble means shit to me

You want the truth! You cant handle the truth!

Peace out!

Another Day......

Here we go again.

Another day, another birthday.

I miss you very much darling.

I long to have you in my arms again.

To give you your gift and see the sparkle in your eyes.

To hear your unending questions.

Miss you lots.

Happy Birthday Sofea Jazmeen!

Your daddy will always be here for you.

*hugz*

Iphone

Hahahaha…..

Iphone need a set of balls to pimp up their looks!

I am a BB user coz I need my phone to be stable and practical, and Iphone does not give me the confidence.

Its an Ipod Touch that can make calls.

Yes, I know there are more than 1 thousand applications available to Iphone but…. Do I need it?

And can Iphone handle so many applications?

From what I heard, Iphone is facing problems in that area.

I have to say Iphone is aesthetically pleasing….. its fun…. But if I want fun I’ll get a PSP.

Iphone is a toy for a young teenage girl.

Be a man, do the right thing!

Go buy a BlackBerry!

Specially For My Baby

Miss my baby very much!

……………………………………………………

I Just Want To Lay Next To You
For Awhile
You Look So Beautiful Tonight
Your Eyes Are So Lovely
Your Mouth Is So Sweet
A Lot Of People
Misunderstand Me
That's Because They Don't
Know Me At All
I Just Want To Touch You
And Hold You
I Need You
God I Need You
I Love You So Much

Each Time The Wind Blows
I Hear Your Voice So
I Call Your Name . . .
Whispers At Morning
Our Love Is Dawning
Heaven's Glad You Came . . .

You Know How I Feel
This Thing Can't Go Wrong
I'm So Proud To Say
I Love You
Your Love's Got Me High
I Long To Get By
This Time Is Forever
Love Is The Answer

I Hear Your Voice Now
You Are My Choice Now
The Love You Bring
Heaven's In My Heart
At Your Call
I Hear Harps,
And Angels Sing
You Know How I Feel
This Thing Can't Go Wrong
I Can't Live My Life
Without You

I Just Can't Hold On
I Feel We Belong
My Life Ain't Worth Living
If I Can't Be With You

At Night When The
Stars Shine
I Pray In You I'll Find
A Love So True . . .

When Morning Awakes Me
Will You Come And Take Me
I'll Wait For You

You Know How I Feel
I Won't Stop Until
I Hear Your Voice Saying
"I Do"

We Can Change All The World
Tomorrow
We Can Sing Songs Of
Yesterday

I Can Say, Hey . . .Farewell
To Sorrow
This Is My Life And I,
Want To See You For Always
I Just Can't Stop Loving You

This Is DAMN Funny!

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... end of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev. 24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan,
James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus, Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia.

PS. It would be a dammed shame if I couldn’t own a Canadian.

Miss My Baby

Today is the first day that I start travelling alone.

I miss my other half.

I miss my partner in crime.

Some guys would welcome the time apart, but I love having my baby with me..... everywhere..... all the time!

Everyweek at least 3 to 4 days apart.

*sigh*

Here is to "absence makes the heart grow fonder".

Cats

I love cats.

Cant have one now coz my place doesn’t allow cats.

I’ll get one when I get a landed property.

Btw, here are some weird cat facts.

Cats can't see directly under their own nose.

The most fertile cat gave birth to 420 kittens

Cats rub up against objects and people in an attempt to put their scent on them, i.e. "mark them"

White cats with blue eyes are quite often born deaf.

Cat urine glows in the dark if a black light is shined on it.

*wink*

Father's Day

Well, another Father’s Day has passed.

Nothing new, nothing to shout about.

Only memorable moment is when Brazil scored three times against Ivory Coast and Kaka got the red card.

Its pathetic when one remembers a special occasion based on a football match.

Well, at least it was a world cup.

Really miss my darlings.

Clubbing

Yes, I still go clubbing *wink*

But here are some things that you might not know about my clubbing

Thing I don’t do
-Dancing at the dance floor
-Taking drugs
-Picking up gals

Things I do
-Sit quietly in a corner
-Watches other’s fashion sense
-Check out hot gals

Here is some advice to others who wanna go clubbing
-Don’t dance if you cant
-Flailing your arms and calling it dancing doesnt make you cool
-Don’t dance if you are drunk
-Don’t drink if you cant handle your drink
-Don’t over or under dress

Word of warning, I will kick your ass if you annoy any of my gals!

What??

To all the gals out there!

Here is a sure fire way not to get a second date.

Say these on your first date!

1. I am pregnant.
2. I am saving up for a sex change.
3. Bestiality is cool.
4. I hope you are better than your dad.
5. My husband is a night club bouncer.
6. My gynaecologist is still unsure if its infectious.
7. When I am excited, I like to bite down real hard.
8. My dad is in legal, he is good at hiding evidence.
9. My brother is also my father, and now he is great father to my triplets.

And the best one……..

10. Hey, Mine is bigger than yours!

My First Born

Well, my first born was born yesterday.

Due to my hectic schedule, I only found the time to do it today.

Happy Birthday Nadya!

*nose kiss*

Another year, another missed birthday.

Sucks to be me.

Miss you lots!

Hope your birthday is filled with laughter and presents.

Box Sets

Now that I have bought the box set for the complete season of Friends, here is my wish list….

I would love to have in my collection the complete season box set DVD of

1. Buffy the Vampire Slayer

2. Angel

3. Charm

4. Boston Legal

Now that everyone knows what I want….

*hint hint wink wink*

"Chang"

Chinese Ketupat or better known as “Chang”.

For those not in the know, its glutinous rice with chicken, pork, beans, egg yolk and mushroom.

Normally I cant take it coz of the pork but my aunt made some without pork. (Love my aunt)

She made 15 for me (my mum took one which leaves me with 14)

Since my fridge is not working, I need to finish them all before lunch tomorrow.

Damn, that’s a lot of “chang” to finish.

Luckily my baby is helping me finish it.

Btw, we finish off 8 for dinner.

6 more for breakfast.

Yummy!

Pissed.....

I’m no longer down.

I am just pissed.

Yes, I am a bad example.

I seduce others to join me on the dark side.

So screw you for making my baby cry.

You are suppose to be my baby’s best friend.

You are suppose to be family.

But you only communicate with her when you need to use her.

You ignore her when she just wants to know how you are doing.

She cares for you but where are you?

You prefer the company of those that stab you in the back, let you take the blame for other’s mistakes, spineless assholes who don’t have your back…. all yours!

I am sorry if we were being bad friends.

I am sorry for telling you the truth.

I am sorry for covering for your short comings.

I am sorry for not stabbing you in the back, and instead telling it to your face.

You want to be left alone.

You got it!

Don’t come crying when you need our help.

I will not allow you to hurt my baby again!

Down.....

I told myself that nothing will get me down this month.

Hence the incessant blogging from the first day.

Unfortunately I am down.

As I sit in my office looking at everything before me….. I feel helpless.

I see my workmates going about their business, my beloved popping her head in to ask something, my boss doing what he normally does…. And suddenly I feel….. helpless.

I suddenly realise how much I am not in control.

I pride myself in the fact that I cannot control anything but myself.

But now I feel helpless.

Downright crest fallen.

Hate the feeling of futility.

I know I will get over it.

I know there are so many things that I can look forward to.

But for now, I have an uncontrollable urge to dwell in misery.

I hate this feeling……….

Me Joey?

Had an interesting talk.

I always thought I was like Chandler in Friends.

The wise cracking sarcastic overcompensating with humour dude.

It seems my friends think of me as Joey.

The thinking about gals and food all the time Italian.

I am no Italian and nor do I look anything like him.

It seems I have the same eating habits as Joey.

Also, I am always thinking about gals.

LOL

Cant argue with them there.

Btw, How youuu doing?

*wink*

Friends... the TV Series

Just bought the box set of Friends for my baby.

The whole 10 seasons in 1 box.

Going on a Friends marathon now.

My favourite episodes are:

*Rachel found out Ross loves her
*Ross hears the phone message that Rachel is over him
*Rachel kiss Ross after watching the “video”
*Brad Pitt guest stars
*Chandler proposes to Monica
*the gang finds out that Ross is the father
*Ross says Rachel’s name instead of Emily at the altar

I love all episodes but those are the most memorable.

I would love to have a gang like that.

I thought I a gang like that but 1 got married and another started to study for his future and have no time for us.

*sigh*

But who knows, the gang might be small now but the day is still young.

World Cup

Football season has started.

People falling asleep at work.

Season to be sleep deprived.

So many matches I wanna watch but I am too lazy to stay awake for the matches.

I’ll probably watch the second round.

I need my beauty sleep.

GO BRAZIL!

Why Not?

Father’s Day is in a week.

I know I know….. My babies are not with me.

So rather than dwell on my misery, I wanna put up a list on what I want for Father’s Day.

Besides the obvious of having them by my side, here goes.

1. PS3
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Jessica Alba
4. Scarlet Johanssen

Wrapping is optional.

A ribbon would be good enough.

*wink*

Nasi Goreng Ketam

Yummmmyyy…..

Nasi Goreng Ketam in Sungai Petani.

Fried Rice with Soft Shell Crab for those that don’t understand BM.

The restaurant is called Big Mouth Republic , situated right in front of Petani Parade.

At the price of RM10.00, I give it two thumbs up.

*smiles*

Typical Malaysian

In the picture, a guy is waxing the floor while another six watches him (1 guy is slightly obscured in the picture)

Welcome to Malaysia!

How many Malaysians does it take to wax a floor?

Apparently 7.

1 to wax and another 6 to make sure he is doing it right!

And people are complaining there is not enough employment out there.

Join the hotel industry.

LOL

End Of The Road

Some asked how far north did I go.

I believe the picture says it all.


What I don’t get is “Bon Voyage”?

I was expecting “Selamat Tinggal” but French??

Hmmmmm…….

The End and The Beginning

Now that I have gone from the tip of Malaysia on both ends, Padang Besar and Johor Bharu and everything in between, also end to end of East Malaysia, Kuching to Kota Kinabalu to Tawau…. I can proudly say I am done with “Cuti-Cuti Malaysia”.

Now its time to see the world.

To recap…. I have been to USA, Australia, Thailand, Singapore and Indonesia.

The plan is to go to a new country every year.

The dates being around my anniversary, July 13.

But this year, change of plans.

Gonna just celebrate in KL for my anniversary.

The trip is gonna be in November before Christmas.

Beijing!

Going back to China coz it’s a huge country.

Been to Shanghai and Xin Chiang.

Time to check out the Great Wall and the Forbidden City.

*wink wink*

Unbelievable

I have never been one who enjoys watching dancing but this is unbelievable!

Enjoy!

Roll Call *wink*

Wow…. 6 months since my last update

Linda, Dayana, Alena, Muliza, American Chick, Zuridah, Stephanie, Joyce, Shikin, Nadiah, Nicole, Yana, Zurina, Madeline, Pahang Gal, Sue, Dewi, Mie, Fizah, Siti, Bee, Lyana, Moon, Nurul, Beth, Sherry, Tina, Syezza, Filly, Fern, Maya, Yaya, Karen, Wan, Ziera, Waeda

A Great Day

I celebrated Mother’s birthday today.

First I picked her up for breakfast at my place.

Then went back to her place for some serious mah-jong.

Then off to dinner at Janda Baik.

It was all good.

This is the first time I celebrated her birthday.

Before this it was always Mark who arranged everything and I just tagged along.

This time its from me, from the bottom of my heart.

It is more meaningful today because she is currently facing some personal issues.

She loved the bag that she got.

She loved the new experiences that she got.

She loved the new places that she visited.

I am glad she had a great time.

I am glad she knows I love her even when I don’t say it.

Sign Of The Times?

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

The List

Ten things you don’t know about me that’s weird.

1. Tone blind.
Yup…. I cant see shades. Show me pastels and all I can see is white!

2. Crab Heads
Give me a dish of crabs and all I eat is the head. No meat there… just gooey stuff that I love in the crook and cranny.

3. Shrimp Shells
You wont know that I have eaten shrimps coz I eat everything. Nothing is left. Not even the tail.

4. Punctuality
I really really hate waiting. I can be patient with a lot of crap but waiting pisses me off.

5. Shopping
I love shopping. It doesn’t have to be for me. I like the satisfaction of getting a bargain.

6. Games
I love playing games. PS, Online, Computer, Board Games…… I cant seem to get enough. I play games whenever I get an opportunity.

7. Paint
I cant paint to save my life. I know its suppose to be easy, but whenever I try, it comes out looking like a hack job.

8. Silly Movies
I enjoy watching stupid movies. Like Another Teen Movie, Another Gay Movie, Disaster Movie, Hot Shots Series and so much more. I enjoy just watching it without thinking.

9. Zone Out
I can totally zone out. I can just sit there for hours staring in to space and not do anything. LOL Usually I tell people I am in deep thought when actually there is nothing there.

10. Sleep
I can sleep anywhere and under any circumstances. Standing in a packed bus. On a rock under a burning sky. On chairs or desk in school. On a field under the pouring rain. *wink*

Here We Go Again

*sigh*

Its June…. again.

I guess its not probable for a year to go by without having the month of June.

June……. I love you so.

The month that brought me so many happiness but now…. It’s a month of pain and misery.

Promises that cannot be kept.

Memories that wont sleep.

Happy birthday my princesses.

My heart will always be with you two.